Even since then I've had private obsession with Giant Robots and Mecha, most especially Mecha. While some guys were hiding their playboys between the mattress and the box spring; I was pouring over schematics, thinking about how to get a nuclear reactor inside a 5 foot long box, pondering if Transformers could fly because of rockets or anti-gravity technology, and studying martial arts and devising military stratagems and tactics to figure out how actually use the damned thing effectively on the battlefield. The science is there. The technology is there. Looks like we are just dragging our feet.
That's right. All my martial knowledge was only every garnered because I wanted to fly a giant robotic mech suit that was at least 5 stories tall. Because it would be totally lame if it was any shorter. LIKE THIS ONE.
So, I've been paitent, and I'm 27 now. So, where the hell is my Giant Mecha Suit at? I can't believe that the military would simply shirk off the idea of a giant walking machine of death and destruction. What with the space elevators that are going to be coming up, how else are we going to get the materials for the solar panels up there?
But I mean come one, what solider on what battlefield would not shit their pants when they see one of these things walking towards them?
Only one condition though. They simply cannot be designed by Americans, or an American company. Otherwise, this is what we will get. It's not like they won't beat us to it anyway.

Dude you are $#@!%$@# insane.
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